Watch: Anal Abduction

Two hulking aliens, Francois Sagat and Lukas Daken, ambush Paddy O’Brian, dragging him onto a lab table. Instead of a spaceship, they strip him down and shove their probes into his ass, leaving him stunned. The twist? The "rescue" was a setup: the beefy studs reveal themselves as the real invaders, their true forms lurking beneath the facade. Paddy’s shock turns to horror as he realizes he’s been outplayed.